Monday, July 4, 2011

Mashed Potato Rule, Apple Pie and American Flags

The Mashed Potato Rule = There are so many variables that the connection is meaningless. For example, 99% of prisoners ate mashed potatoes as children; 95% of prisoners on death row at potatoes as children. 


An absolutely incredible definition brought up on this week's The Fabulous D Show by Rainbow Mix's Frankie Dee. Surely, a definition that could sum it up for near 90% of media today. Article after article of vague nonsense that covers ultimately nothing. Yet at the same time satiates the masses and somehow leaves them not asking questions about why there's no content in their daily papers.

This week we had such gems including the news that children whom enjoy 4th of July celebrations will grow up to be Republicans. This ground breaking study by Harvard reveals that a whopping 4% of children enjoying these festivities turned out to be Republicans. A whole four percent? Gods forbid. Meanwhile, they don't seem to mention that 96% of 4th of July event attendee children apparently turned into Democrats.

Hear that and many more Independence Day debauchery as Vanilla Child and I compare/contrast the United States from our British Crown roots. The topic of death comes up mid-way and then we flesh it all out with the President's paycheck. What does he do with all that dough? He doesn't even pay rent!

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The Internet's First Super Star

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